Hush little Iris don’t say a word daddy is going to buy you a mocking bird.
And if that mocking bird don’t sing daddy is going to buy you a diamond ring.
And if that diamond ring don’t shine daddy is going to buy you XBOX Live.
And when that live account is banned daddy is going to buy you a console named Jag.
Now daddy knows that those disks won’t read so daddy is going to steal you a PSP.
If that PSP isn’t it don’t worry honey daddy didn’t pay for it.
Daddy is going to kick uncle Alex in the balls, take his PSP to the mall.
And at the mall what dad will do is trade it in for a Game Cube.
I know that the system looks kind of strange but uncle Henry says its ok.
When you’re bored of that what we shall do is replace it with a PS2
I have not completed the song but you guys get the idea.
Someone mentioned it would be good for a GameStop advertisement. Agree or Disagree?